austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

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126,496 notes | Posted Jul 29, 14

babyferaligator:

rehabbed:

when people like and reblog your selfie (¬‿¬)

and tell you youre hot in the tags (¬‿¬)

(Source: ecooli, via zackisontumblr)

22,370 notes | Posted Jul 29, 14

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: adorablebadass, via pizza)

626,112 notes | Posted Jul 29, 14

internetexplorers:

“you’re like a son to me”

“dad, i am your son”

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153,127 notes | Posted Jul 29, 14 #dad joke

321,947 notes | Posted Jul 29, 14 #cats

tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

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154,367 notes | Posted Jul 29, 14


Chrysler by (Jay Hwang)

51,047 notes | Posted Jul 29, 14 #usa cities

olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.

olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.

(Source: mustardhamsters, via friendshipexplosion)

333,687 notes | Posted Jul 29, 14

ruinedchildhood:

When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores

ruinedchildhood:

When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores

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166,848 notes | Posted Jul 29, 14

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

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138,231 notes | Posted Jul 29, 14 #preach

311,168 notes | Posted Jul 29, 14

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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100,670 notes | Posted Jul 29, 14

nadalbatch:

Rafa in the PokerStars commerical. sigh he’s adorable.

(x)

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48 notes | Posted Jul 29, 14 #rn

tennis wags [1/?] // Maria Francisca Perello → Rafael Nadal’s girlfriend

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8 notes | Posted Jul 29, 14 #rn

sirmitchell:

"Tree Hugger"

sirmitchell:

"Tree Hugger"

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4,501 notes | Posted Jul 29, 14 #marvel #aww