9,525 notes | Posted Jul 22, 14

http://officialunitedstates.tumblr.com/post/92296343036/officialunitedstates-a-couple-years-ago-i-was-a

officialunitedstates:

a couple years ago I was a pizza delivery boy and I discovered something pretty neat. if someone orders a pizza with toppings you like you can eat one slice of it and get away scott free because nobody checks the pizza to make sure it’s all there until after they’ve…

7,805 notes | Posted Jul 22, 14

earthnation:

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

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388,634 notes | Posted Jul 22, 14

lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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279,961 notes | Posted Jul 22, 14

writeworld:

Writer’s Block
A picture says a thousand words. Write them.
Mission: Write a story, a description, a poem, a metaphor, a commentary, or a critique about this picture. Write something about this picture.
Be sure to tag writeworld in your block!

writeworld:

Writer’s Block

A picture says a thousand words. Write them.

Mission: Write a story, a description, a poem, a metaphor, a commentary, or a critique about this picture. Write something about this picture.

Be sure to tag writeworld in your block!

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524 notes | Posted Jul 22, 14

800,284 notes | Posted Jul 21, 14 #cats

anthonyedwardstarks:

"Get ready for Chris Evan’s jaw. The greatest jaw in the film. Get ready. Here it comes. Oh, yeah. That’s right. That’s a hero." (Joss Whedon)

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1,998 notes | Posted Jul 21, 14 #oh god #steve

116 notes | Posted Jul 21, 14 #landscape

businesscasuallabcoat:

It’s canon that Bucky and Steve built couch cushion forts together. Just let that sink in.

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587 notes | Posted Jul 21, 14 #awwwh #marvel

pros and cons of the lego movie

tropius:

meettheghost:

tropius:

pros

  • there were legos
  • the bad guy looked like mitt romney
  • because of this, fox news didnt like it
  • will ferrell was in it both as a voice actor and for a live acting scene
  • charlie day was in it too

cons

  • there was no gangnam style, nor was there a cameo of psy

not to dis psy but tbh i don’t see how that’s a con

am i missing the joke or

ok honestly you disgust me. never say that about psy ever again

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31,188 notes | Posted Jul 21, 14

If you could use one word to describre the following characters, what would it be?

(Source: holland-roden, via obrienator)

8,816 notes | Posted Jul 21, 14 #hehe #actresses

did-you-kno:

Source

2,818 notes | Posted Jul 21, 14 #did you know

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

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259,793 notes | Posted Jul 21, 14

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30,975 notes | Posted Jul 21, 14 #fashion #want

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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740,154 notes | Posted Jul 21, 14 #if its a solution #what are others #haha